No way I’m letting that Vale bitch take over my show. I’ll show her who’s the best news anchor in Gotham…
Jack Ryder, Batman: Arkham City (paraphrased)
…. Wow. OOC much? D:/ Jack doesn’t have a problem with women on his show, and he wouldn’t call anyone a bitch so crudely. Jack’s the type to smarm-brow his way through situations. He makes witty comments, he doesn’t insult. Also, I don’t care what the game says. That’s Vera Sweet, not Vicki Vale.
BATMAN: ARKHAM CITY FIRST IMPRESSIONS
- I get a badass cutscene of Harvey Dent
- Catwoman walks in, and I get to fight as her
(Just let me get to Batman, please)
(OH GOD STOP TALKING I HATE YOUR SLUTTY VOICE AHHHH)
- Finally, Bruce Wayne shows up, and shit goes DOWN.
(Alright, this is getting good.)
- Bruce is brought to Arkham City as a patient/prisoner
- JACK FUCKING RYDER IS STANDING NEXT TO ME, IN GLASSES.